A True Redneck - This isn't your typical redneck joke.
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Please read on.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for
years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values
home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to
back me
up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks
are made
of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this
on
to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you
to be offended by
the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas"
instead of
"Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand
and place your
hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with
great respect,
and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American
flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids
to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a
friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
you, like
me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs
as
those talked about above.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
God Bless the USA!
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